~Furniture & Homewares~
~upcycled furniture~

















Below you will find all my Frankenstein furniture!!
They are cut-and-shut projects, a combination of random objects & components that morphed together forming odd & unusual furniture & homewares.
- the POSTMASTER table -
£135-
100% handmade by myself, the table top is made from vintage, pine floorboards (circa 1950's) that I reclaimed from my local Post Office when it went through renovations. These I simply rubbed back enough to remove the dirt & dust but still leaving the decades-old patina intact. The boards were then given three coats of ultra-tough, matt polyurethane floor varnish leaving the table with a textured yet silky-smooth feel and a low sheen.
The legs/frame is made from an angle iron, steel frame that I reclaimed from my local pub. I simply cleaned it up with a wire brush, again, removing rust and dirt but leaving behind the years-old patina, I then finished the frame with 2 coats of furniture wax.
NOTE: Being made of industrial steel, the table has very hard, pointy edges, not making this table suitable for a household with little-uns running around.
Dimensions; Table Length 100cm Width 62cm Height 32cm
Indoor use only













- the DRIFTER coat rack -
£63-
Handmade from eco-friendly driftwood and brightly painted old wooden pegs! Add a splash of colour to your entryway or hallway with this one-off coat rack!
I found this piece of driftwood washed up on the beach in Whitstable, Kent. I then took this home, washed it and allowed it to thoroughly dry for a year whilst thinking what to do with it.... It was only when I found some of my Nan's old wooden pegs that inspiration struck and the DRIFTER coat rack was born!
After sanding to remove splinters (whilst carefully leaving behind the beautiful patina) I then drilled out the holes for the pegs (which are painted in vibrant, artist's acrylic paints) glued them in place before giving the entire rack a coat of ultra hard wearing matt floor varnish, I then repeated this process making sure that all splinters or sharp edges that popped up after the initial varnishing were then rubbed back before a second coat of varnish was applied, leaving the finished rack with a silky-smooth satin finish.
Length 88cm The coat rack is easily fixed to the wall using the 2 mirror plates affixed to the back, you simply need to screw it to a wall and start hanging your favourite coats up!
Indoor use only
- the LIMBO bench -
£97
The LIMBO bench is made entirely from reclaimed materials meaning this bench not only has excellent 'Green' credentials, but it is also a completely unique, one-off piece of furniture unlike any other bench out there!
I took the reclaimed, vintage scaffold board and thoroughly rubbed it down before washing it clean and allowing to dry before re-sanding the wood. I then gave the seat a coat of ultra hard wearing floor varnish (child safe) before sanding the bench and applying a further two coats of varnish- the wood is old and cracked and rough, however, the 3 coats of varnish seal the wood leaving it with a smooth splinter-free finish whilst still retaining the years of patina and wear.
The legs are a pair of limbo stands that was kindly donated to me by a lovely local lady (thank you Loretta!) I simply cut these down to size before fitting them to the seat. Everything is then braced-up with a third piece of reclaimed wood between the legs and underneath the seat which is thoroughly glued and screwed into place.
Length- Six Foot (188cm) Height- 19 inch (49cm)
NOTE: Indoor use only (varnish is not exterior grade)






![]() Upcycled Metal Tool Chest |
---|
![]() Very StableVery stable design, even when the lid is flipped open |
![]() Brushed steel legsLegs made from a repurposed church chair |
![]() Beautiful PatinaYears of wear and tear preserved and finished with hard wearing floor wax. |
![]() Perfect for a man cave |
![]() 100% UpcycledEco-friendly design and manufacturing processes. |
![]() Toy chest? Shoe box? Wine stash?Plenty of room for all sorts of odds-&-sods |
![]() Also works as an end table |
![]() DimensionsHeight 73cm Width 56cm Depth (front to back) 40cm |
- BUNKER CHEST -
£105-
Handmade from an army-green tool chest that has been mounted on a set of re-purposed, bare steel, school chair legs. Great as an end table, in a man cave or as a hallway console, the unit is very stable and study with the added advantage of having plenty of room for storage.
The chest has such a beautiful patina and wear-and-tear that I took care to leave this in tact. I thoroughly cleaned the chest inside and out before giving it a thorough coat all over with a hard wearing floor wax, leaving the metal with a gentle lustre.
The legs are from an old church hall chair that I rubbed back leaving the barest of black paint visible in some areas before giving the legs a thorough coat in the same hard wearing floor wax. The legs are attached to the chest using lock nuts so there is no chance of loose or wobbly joints.
Even with the lid completely flipped-back in the open position the unit is still very stable.
NOTE: Although there is no sharp edges please note that if you are buying this as a child's toy chest being made from sheet steel it does have very pointy corners.
Dimensions: 56cm wide 73cm tall 40cm deep
The box is deep enough inside to hold wine & spirit bottles should you wish to use it as a bar!
Indoor use only
- the SUNSET ON THE FENS table -
£120-
Part of my 'Frankenstein' furniture range the SUNSET ON THE FENS table is handmade using 100% upcycled or reclaimed materials making it not only a unique one-off, but also the ultimate in eco-friendly design!
The table top is a relic from my Granddad's loft- squirelled away for years, I dug it out, cleaned it up, replaced the glass top with a more child friendly, shatterproof sheet of 2mm sheet acrylic (Perspex) before screwing the top to a 1980's tubular metal TV base complete with casters.
TABLE TOP: Original 1970's table top with a vibrant print of a sunset on the Fenns, with shatter proof Perspex top.
LEGS/BASE: Repurposed 1980's TV stand with casters.
SIZE: Length: 90cm Width: 39cm Height: 39cm
CARE: Mop any spillages on the table top immediately to stop any chance of drinks seeping under the perspex and damaging the print underneath.
NOTE: The perspex top is easily scratched so only buff clean with a soft cloth and do not put anything on the table top with an abrasive base (such as stoneware crockery) without using a coaster or place mat etc.
Indoor use only
![]() the SUNSET ON THE FEN table | ![]() Sheet acrylic table top |
---|---|
![]() Pure 1970's Kitsch | ![]() Moveable for your easeThe base is a 1980's TV stand |
![]() Not quite a Constable.... | ![]() 100% upcycled or reclaimed materials |
![]() Hideously Beautiful | ![]() Gold Trim... ooohhhh! |
![]() School Chair As A BaseReclaimed from my old scout hut that was being torn down. | ![]() the RECLEANED Crate Table |
---|---|
![]() Astro Turf Lid | ![]() Vintage Label |
![]() Hinged Lid | ![]() Vintage American Apple Crate |
![]() New Fake GrassA company sells me their off cuts & trimmings of astro turf meaning you have a piece of unused grass. | ![]() Printed On Front & Back Of Box |
![]() Unique, One-Off Original | ![]() Removable TurfRemovable for cleaning purposes. |
-the RECLEANED crate -
£145-
Made from a repurposed vintage American apple crate that has been mounted to a set of school chair legs & topped with an astro turf lid this table & storage combo makes for a statement piece in any home. The apple crate is embossed on both sides with the RECLEANED logo, it has a small amount of black printing on one end and the remains of a vintage label on the other end (please see image gallery for examples of this.) The astro turf is a tight fit meaning it stays in place when the lid is lifted yet it can be removed for cleaning purposes should a drink get spilt, for example.
100% Handmade using reclaimed, vintage & upcycled materials the RECLEANED crate has excellent 'green' credentials.
NOTE: Although there is no sharp edges please note that if you are buying this as a child's toy chest being made from old wood there is some rough edges.
NOT to be used as any sort of seating. Indoor use only
Height: 71cm Width: 58cm
Box: Length 54cm Width 29cm Depth 28cm
-sold-
-the Star Spangled table-
£365-
Yet again, my love of all things American shines through in this rustic, eco-friendly
hunk-of-a-table.
Made from a reclaimed pub bench, inlayed with upcycled christmas stars, set atop the leg of an old pub table.
The only part of the table that is new wood is a support of 15mm plywood which the table top is affixed to.
The table top components have been carefully sanded so as to leave behind as much of their patina as possible & then lightly stained red, white & blue before a final sanding & three coats of ultra-tough
polyurethane varnish. This gives the final table a silky-smooth feel with a low sheen.
The stars were old christmas decorations which I carefully rebated so that they sit just below the surface of the wood.
The table leg was merely cleaned up & then thoroughly buffed with Danish oil.
A perfect coffee table for all Yankophiles or sturdy enough for a commercial venue such as a shop, cafe, bar or restaurant.
Dimensions: Length: 70cm Width: 55cm Height: 46cm
![]() | ![]() |
---|---|
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |
-the Bacchus table-
& wine rack....
£165-
The first of many more to come, the original Bacchus is the epitome of upcycling & ecofriendly design.
The teardrop top is made from a reclaimed pine headboard. This has been cut, routed, sanded & then oiled & waxed maintaining a very natural, low sheen, yet tactile finish.
The legs are made from a repurposed broom handle that has been painted matt black then finished with two coats of matt varnish for durability.
The front leg is a repurposed stainless steel wine rack that works perfectly as an architectural feature, or, can double up as a wine rack, or somewhwere to pop the TV guide or your favourite magazines.
Note- I can remake the BACCHUS table to order. Should you prefer a different colour of table top or leg, again, please get in touch and I'll see what I can do.
Length: 76cm Width: 42cm Height: 47cm
![]() Front leg, or magazine rack? | ![]() Sleek design lines |
---|---|
![]() Lightweight & easy to move | ![]() Oiled & waxed pine top |
![]() Measurements | ![]() Undercut table top |
![]() Previously a pine headboard | ![]() Perfect for your plonk |
![]() Is it a leg? | ![]() Is it a wine rack? |
![]() Measurements | ![]() Naturally shed antler |
---|---|
![]() Perfect for jewellery or hats | ![]() Supported on chrome posts |
![]() Map of Loch Ness, Scotland | ![]() Beautiful & practical |
![]() Beautiful natural colouration | ![]() Map of Scotland |
-the Stag & Map-
£165-
Every year around springtime, stags the land over shed their antlers. Fortunately, I have a good friend with both permission & access to forage this sculptural bounty- & so, the Stag & Map was born.
Carefully selected antlers are mounted on a perspex-covered map of the Scottish Highlands- including the area of Loch Ness. Once secured in place, the antlers & map are finished with a stained & oiled pine frame & two mirror plates at either side for mounting the piece to a wall.
Perfect simply as an art piece or a talking point, the Stag & Map can also be used to display or store small items such as jewellery, hats, keys, sunglasses etc.
Dimensions- Length: 58cm Height: 19cm Depth: 15cm Weight: 1.6kg
Note: the Stag & Map is NOT a coat rack, it is only suitable for lightweight items such as jewellery, hats, scarves etc
the ROLLER CASTER table
Made of loft rafters reclaimed from a 1960's house, not only is the quality of the pine exceptional, but so is its patina.
Because of this, I undertook minimal amounts of sanding so as to preserve it's beautiful rich leather and tobacco tones. The wood has Not been stained, instead, I simply cleaned it up, sanded off any errant splinters and sealed it all-over with three coats of high quality polyurethane varnish. This gives it a silky-smooth feel with a low sheen, meaning it is also a suitable place for overflow seating should a hoard of family or friends arrive unannounced.
Note- I have more of the wood and casters, should you be a shop, restaurant, cafe etc. requiring more than one, please get in touch to discuss requirements and bulk discount.
Should you prefer a different colour of table top or leg, again, please get in touch and I'll see what I can do.
![]() | ![]() |
---|---|
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |
You may also like....
other categories...
Seating, Wall Hung, Upcycled Artworks, Lighting, Tables, Kitchenware,

coming soon...

coming soon...
⥣ WALL HUNG ⥣
⥣ SEATING ⥣
⥣ LIGHTING ⥣
coming soon...
⥣ TABLES ⥣
⥣ KITCHENALIA ⥣
Upcycled Artworks......
![]() | ![]() | ![]() | ![]() |
---|---|---|---|
![]() | ![]() | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() | ![]() |